I have never cuddled a poisonous porcupine in africa but i have rescued a baby hedgehog from a cat 

I have never eaten pumpkin pie with gordon ramsay but I have baked a cake with my mum

I have never putted the winning shot in professional golf but I have won a golf match against my sister in norwich 

I have never wrestled a rhino on the great wall of china but I have poked a jellyfish in cromer

I have never broken an arm while motorbiking but I have had a concussion in my old school

I have never terminated a king cobra but I have killed a weed