When questioned, Mack told us that he saw the giant protruding from the trees, and when it saw him looking, it tried to lower it's head and bumped it on a branch. "I would have investigated more," We were told, "but I fell in the lake since I was so surprised and I had to go home for a new pair of trousers." Our journalists went to look at the scene, but the giant was nowhere to be found, although they did comment on the many crushed trees and dazed woodland creatures.

Although giants are extremely large and frightening, the council has advised people not to try and hurt them. "There are only a little over a hundred giants left in the wild," commented a local government official, "and we have to preserve their kind. Ironically, they are very gentle creatures, if a little clumsy at times." Professionals are planning on finding the giants and negotiating with them, but they have to teach the giants English first. Tomorrow we will air an update on live television.