We are interrupting this Radio Station to bring you breaking news. Goblins have been seen near Asda. Police have cut off the area but several goblins have tried to swim across the River Thames. Helicopters have been attempting to stop these creators by dropping nets on them but the monsters seem impossible to capture. An eyewitness told the news, “I never thought that I’d see the day when goblins walked the streets of London. It’s a disgrace and they should be sent back to wherever they came from…