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Creature spotted in local town. Faustas Sophie St Barts

Phelix Fergus

Last Friday,report coming from a local citizen called Phelix Fergus (7 year old) had witnessed a football ogre.

Phelix Fergus who lives in Stourport was having a ride in his wheel chair when suddenly he witnessed an ogre playing football on the Areley Kings pitch he reported to us " He was a fat and muscular ogre to be honest i did not know what to do." He said the only reason why he saw the ogre was because, he heard a massive furore "i couldn't believe my eyes!" the boy repied.

Stourport police have prepared for the locals to be careful walking your dogs near Areley Kings and to report any gander of the beast Local ogreologists, Anthony Clive, told us that any sightings of ogre please report to the West Mercia Police for later investigations these ogres could be endangerd by unicorns dragons and trolls.

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