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creature spotted in local town-Patsy Pheobe

Last week local citizen Jimmy James Gallet reported seeing a fierce, mythical unicorn, in the local Tesco’s in Stourport-on-seven.

Jimmy ,who was doing his usual Friday shop , notice a strange animal lurking in the trolley park. It was the noise i heard first not the creature.

Stourport on seven police have warned all locals to be careful when having a walk in town and to report of any weird or unusual sounds. Local unicornologist, Dr. Pepper, told us that a collection of three unicorns may well mean that they're in danger and all people should be alert in case of dragons, trolls, ogres, hydras and of creatures are planning to attack these fascinating beasts.

creature spotted in local town-Ethan Turner and Lucus Connolly

Yesterday, Ethan and lucus saw a phoenix fire wing. ”We were shocked to see the sighting of this amazing beast
at Birlish top”said Ethan. ” I was amazed to see this amazing creature flying around this busaling city”said lucus.

4:30 pm Lucus connolly and Ethan turner were on their way home all of a sudden they saw a shiny light beyond an electric fence

west Middland police have warned all locals to be careful when strolling in the forest and to report any sightings or unusual sounds. Local unicornoligists ,Dr fat,told us that a gathering of the of two unicorns many well mean that we are under threat and everyone should be alert in case dragons, trolls or ogres are planning to attack these wonderful creatures.

Creature spotted in local town -names katelyn and yazmin

last week ,i got out of bed and made Bob the Bilder some breakfast i made eggs and bacon with toast .
Until i heard a big bang it was like a car crashing into my house `so i looked out of my clear window ` .
And saw a mythical unicorn in las vegas it was white and gold landing on my next door Nabior house .
`i felt sad because they were very old people there names were Peter and Laura .`

Las Vegas police have located different spots to be careful when walking in Las Vegas and to report and weird sightings. Local unicornologist, Dr Pepper , told us that a gathering of two shy unicorns many well mean that they are apprently threats .

One jounalist said we must capture it and learn much more about it Dr Pepper said that he saw it flying .
An other said that if we leave them alone they can never be seen again if we ignore them they will keep quiet .

Creature spotted in local town- Ben LIbby

Shnequa

Yesterday evening, reports started coming in at us like crazy! Libby Middleton reported that she saw a dragon at the stourport field. She described it as a horrific, petrefying, fire breathing, monstocity. But there is no proof is Libby is telling the truth.

Yesterday evening, LIbby middleton was fast asleep when a horrendous furore was heard, she said that she climbed out of bed and pepped out the window and saw a huge galaxy dragon breathing purple and blue flames across the moors of kirrin bay.

Stourport police have warned all locals to be careful when walking in the fields and to report and sightings or unusual sounds. Local unicornologist, Mr stanly, told us that a gathering of three unicorns may well mean that they are under threat and everyone should be alert incase dragons, trolls or ogers are planning to attack these wonderfull creatures

creature spotted in local town- Olly k and Autumn B

Charlie Evens, MCC

Last Friday, local resident Alex Ferguson (aged 77) spotted a peculiar beast walking around Molinuex stadium, Wolverhampton.
What are your thoughts on this?
“Well it just caught me off guard really.”
What did it look like?
“It looked like a fat non muscular, fat hulk.” Reported Alex Ferguson.

Alex was walking around Molinuex stadium, wolverhampton when he spotted an ogre strolling out of the tunnel.
"I heard a strange noise coming from the tunnel, went to investigate and couldn't believe it." Alex told us recalling the events of yesterday. Lots of people heard it but Alex was the only eye witness.

Wolverhampton police have alerted all locals to be careful when watching a football match and to report any sightings or unusual noises. local ogreologist, Marcus Birch, told us that a gathering of three ogres may well mean that they are under threat and everyone should be alert in case dragons, trolls or even unicrns are planning to attack these wonderful creatures.

Creature spotted in local town- Mia And Anneliese St.Bartholomews

Emma Ackleton

2 days ago, Reports started diving in at news station around Hareena On Severn, of a Ogre with a Gnome face roaming around in Donalds road local citizen Alexa Scarbrough Said It Was Like a dead zombie.

Alexa Scarbrough age 32 who lives up Donalds Road Was writting her uncles birthday card when she heard a furore come from outside. She said she saw a ogre with a Gnome Face Walking to the keyside like a dead zombie then she saw it tanning on the beach whilst eating red velvet ice cream. She also said that she couldnt believe her eyes she thought she was going bonkers.

Hareena On Severn Police have cautioned all citizens to be careful when going along the keyside of the beach and go report any sightings or any roars . Local ogreologist Dr Corn,told us that a group of ogres were to come into town next week for a special event happing on the beach and its about singing contest so folks if you want to see these mythical ogres then head to the beach next week unless your to busy be alert if you mess with them the can t]do magical thing but not in a nice way…

Cat-headed vampire sightings Adriana and Macie St Bartholomew’s

David Tree-munn

Yesterday evening, Jimington Crayola (39) has reported several sightings of cat-headed vampires sucking a lamp post at pleasant park.
”It was honestly despicable!” Jimington had reported to the news crew.
We are thinking (the news team) about how this breed has been created.

Jimington was eating cake and sipping his tea at the time he heard loud obnoxious scratching at the door so he told us he went to check it out and he thought it was an ordinary cute and cuddly cat but he was wrong and opened the door he said "It was astonishing mate I went all jelly-legged " he saw the hybrid licking the door frame .

Pleasant park police advise that you should be careful when walking around town and stay inside at all costs and make sure if you see or hear any strange occurrences please ensure to get in contact with Professor. Ping-man
he has told us to tell everyone "They are harmless and they need to be protected from ogres "
stay safe

go to newsnewsnews.com for amateur footage of this jaw-dropping beast

Creature spotted in local town-Elliot Lincoln

Lincoln Elliot

Yesterday at 8.57 am little Timmy was woken from a furore roar he checked outside it was shocking to see a
on my neighbours house on fire and on the roof a furious Ender dragon .

Timmy, who lives in Evergreen Terrace was making bacon for breakfast when he peered out the window and he noticed ash floating in from his garden. "I decided to go upstairs to get a better look," Timmy told us while recalling the events of yesterday.

Evergreen Terrace police have spoke to all citizens to be careful when taking a stroll over the fields and to report any sightings of this specie of flying dragon or unusual sounds . Local dragonologists Dr Taylor ,told us that a gathering of five dragons may well mean that they are under threat and everyone should be alert in case the specie of dragon are planning on to attack these these amazing wonderful creatures.

Creature spotted in local town-Finley and Melody

Last month, 65 BC (April), reports were erupting at news stations in Pompeii of a Hydra climbing out the volcano. Local citizen Nelly Goodall (32) has seen the the Hydra first.

Nelly Goodall who was eating her tea heard a hiss coming from the volcano and could see from her window it was a Hydra. "While i was eating my fish and chips, I couldn't believe my eyes nit stared into my soul!!." Nelly reported looking visibly terrified. "I ran upstairs and hid in my wardrobe." The furore was heard by many locals but Nelly was the only eye-witness.

Pompeii police have told many people to be careful when strolling in Pompeii and to report any sightings or strange noises. Local hydraologists, Dr. Pepper she will try and find some info to get rid of this unholy beast before it's to powerful everybody help.

Creature spotted in local town. Faustas Sophie St Barts

Phelix Fergus

Last Friday,report coming from a local citizen called Phelix Fergus (7 year old) had witnessed a football ogre.

Phelix Fergus who lives in Stourport was having a ride in his wheel chair when suddenly he witnessed an ogre playing football on the Areley Kings pitch he reported to us " He was a fat and muscular ogre to be honest i did not know what to do." He said the only reason why he saw the ogre was because, he heard a massive furore "i couldn't believe my eyes!" the boy repied.

Stourport police have prepared for the locals to be careful walking your dogs near Areley Kings and to report any gander of the beast Local ogreologists, Anthony Clive, told us that any sightings of ogre please report to the West Mercia Police for later investigations these ogres could be endangerd by unicorns dragons and trolls.