Yesterday evening, Jimington Crayola (39) has reported several sightings of cat-headed vampires sucking a lamp post at pleasant park.
”It was honestly despicable!” Jimington had reported to the news crew.
We are thinking (the news team) about how this breed has been created.
Pleasant park police advise that you should be careful when walking around town and stay inside at all costs and make sure if you see or hear any strange occurrences please ensure to get in contact with Professor. Ping-man
he has told us to tell everyone "They are harmless and they need to be protected from ogres "
go to newsnewsnews.com for amateur footage of this jaw-dropping beast