News paper report

Today at 2.30pm there was a incident at mcdonalds 2000 people
Was watching

They saw an outrages money trying to get the food but he
Got so angry that he killed 1750 people . the monkey
Hadn't eaten for months. Police from all around stourport,
London and birmingham had came ,
3,767 police cars were outside of the London mcdonalds.

Serena jones was horrified she had never seen anything
Like it she was shocked,what i am going to do i need
To repair all this. Jack was as white as a cloud
And the snow at mount everest the enormous
Monkey flew off, never to be seen again .
He flew back to his mountain, in he went,
He fed his wife and two children he had all
Off mcdonalds none for the people to eat.

If you ever spot the outrages monkey contact the
Police or ring 0714635999