Uncanny Siren seen
Sarah-Head of water police
Yesterday, Tuesday 31st of June,12:30 at 50 miles away from Enfield Docks, a siren had been spotted my Mr Don Setori, head of “Setori fishing company”.
Don was about 50 miles away from the dock and when he was bringing up his net and he caught a large fish. It wasn’t any fish; it was a fish with a human torso and upper body with scales covering it’s back and a fish lower body. Mr Setori said that she had mesmerising sapphire blue skin and deep blood red eyes. After twisting around in the net, he let her go back into the water. After a few seconds, she rose from the water and began to sing a song, once a member from the crew was close enough, she pulled him into the water and began to eat his flesh.
“In my 17 years of fishing I have never seen a beast like this before.” Don stated. He said that he was waiting for hours until he saw a head bop to the surface. Its eyes were gouged out but they identified the head as their crew member.
The water police and government tell you to stop going to water involved places and/or wear 45 layers of bandage in case you decide to ignore them and choose slow and painful death. The bandage will stop any vital damage.
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