How to train a unicorn

Do you need help looking after a unicorn? Are you freaking out? Fear not, we can help. Read this.

Equipment: Milk bottle, milk powder, fun toys, and cosy space and lots of patience.

First, create a comfy and cosy space for your unicorn [ preferably in the sun].

Next, give them a 9 litre bottle of milk and some attention.

Then, take them on a 1 mile walk.

Also, make sure they don’t go near dogs because they can go mad.

After that give them some toys to play with.

Later on, give them a nap of 2 hours.

Finally, help them become kind to all species.

It can be hard to but once you think they’re ready you need to let them go.