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Monster Spotted.

Peter Parker, magical creature correspondent.

Last night, at 11 o’clock , Lucy Yeti James, age 14, spotted a Loch Ness monster as she was about to go swimming in her lake.

Lucy, who lives in a cottage near the lake, told reporters that she was about to go swimming when she heard it. She said it sounded like it was ‘crying in pain’ and when she looked over that's when she saw ‘a giant 19 foot Loch Ness monster’ she described. Lucy told reporters that it was grey and that it was glowing in the moonlight.

She said that she was shocked and also confused how such a magnificent, yet dangerous creature ended up in her lake. Dr Waldof, a hydropathist said that “it is best to stay out of deep water areas for a few days because Loch Ness can be very dangerous even though this one doesn't sound to have caused anybody harm.” The police are putting barricades around the rivers to prevent anyone from going to them.

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