How to look after your dragon by James

A Megalodragon requires a complex and expensive range of devices to help it live a healthy and long life. In the following, this text will help guide you and your dragon to happiness. However, it requires a list of things for your dragon to be happy.

What you need:

• Lemonade (7000 litres)
• A 7001 litre tank
• A huge amount of toxic waste sweets
• Large television screens and speakers
• Love

Firstly, find a big enough place for a 7001 litre tank to fit- since your Megalodragon cannot survive in open air (emissions and fumes can suffocate it).

Next, fill this tank with 7000 litres of lemonade. The bubbles can help the dragon breathe underwater!

Also, mount waterproof speakers and screens into the walls of the tank. This is because dragons are outdoor creatures, and outdoor noises and videos can be shown on these screens, creating an illusion of outdoors.

At every meal time (every 4 hours) feed your dragon toxic waste sweets. These give a ZaP of energy to the dragon and hence, your Megalodragon can live A full, energetic life.

Finally, play with your dragon regularly as human involvement in a dragon’s life is crucial.

Dragons do make wonderful, exciting pets but perseverance is important. If you don’t persevere, you purple, blue and spotty Megalodragon will not appreciate you and (when the sad day comes) you will have to say goodbye. Only if you respect and appreciate your dragon will it return.