How to take care of a fire phoenix

Has someone gave you a baby, fire phoenix? You probably did some research of how to take care of it. Well you are in the right place because this will tell you how to take care of this amazing creature which will melt your heart – be careful because it might actually melt it.

What you need:

• Boiling water
• Pigeon feathers x10 (plus an extra pigeon)
• A large space with a roof
• Toys (coal) x6
• A fireplace x3
• Inflammable cloth/bed x3
• Fresh Christmas pudding (well heated) x2
• Hot sauce and lava (to keep it clean)

First of all, find out the gender; so, you can name it. You can do that by seeing what colour they are. A female phoenix would have yellow or orange skin (rarely orange) and male phoenix would have red or white – very rarely white. Now you know the gender, give it a name that would satisfy your phoenix.

Right after that, make it a warm bed, which is inflammable, with ten pigeon feather and an extra pigeon so it could cuddle at night as well as coal for it to chew and play with it when you are busy. Also, make sure you change the bed every 2 months considering that it would have holes and burnt patches.

After two hours, feed it a well heated Christmas pudding and feed it in medium size chunks thus it doesn’t choke and explode also it set your house on fire. Every two hours feed it or it will be devastated and try to burn you. Also, give it boiling water in a microwavable bowl every 5–10 minutes.

Next, put it in your shower and give it hot sauce and lava. If you do not have lava handy, give it a candle lighter. Do not touch it, let your phoenix wash its self otherwise you would have burnt hands at the end of it.

Your phoenix will grow up to 60cm long and it might get moody and want to go back to the forest it grew up in so that you should let it go. I know this might be a sad thing for you but if you had a good relation with your phoenix it might come back for food or just to stay at your home for 2 days.