HOW TO TRAIN ME

INTRODUCTION

Have you ever wanted a dragon?

These are instructions to look after a dragon like me if you want a dragon. These are the instructions to follow so if you end up getting one. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to get off on the wrong foot with one because you would probably end up being their dinner.

 HOME:

Dragons are great pets to own and they can grow enormous when they get older. Therefore, I will need to live in a gigantic house so to keep this dragon happy, follow my instructions carefully…

• Firstly, you need to get an underground bunker which is fireproof incase I burn it down like a forest fire.
• Next,  I want a massive pool with a volcano underneath so that it then becomes a hot tub. 
• Next, I also want a lime green bed that is king sized .   
• I also need a ps5 so that when I’m sad I can play on it to escape reality. I also need a pizza restaurant and you’ll find out why in a minute .

FOOD AND DRINKS

Meal time is my favorite time of the day so i wont want u to get it wrong 

• At first, bring me greasy cheese pizza for my meal time because it’s my favorite food and there will be a pizza restaurant in my bunker
• After that, I will still be hungry so want to have a stock up on different types of puddings (cheesecake and chocolate trifle will be perfect).
•  Finally, provide cold boiled water and energy drinks so I will have the energy to stay up all night and play on ps5

CARE AND EXERCISE

• Firstly, I need my owner to get my food for me and my drinks for me.
•  After that, i need need to go for a fly at least 4 times a day because i need to burn the energy from the energy drinks and so that i’m not playing on my ps5
•  I also need to go into the wild for a bit every week for alone time because then I can meet friends if I want. 

 FINAL NOTE 

WARNING  if you haven’t followed these instructions and you’re getting me or another dragon then either cancel out because you will end up being their dinner or read them again and follow them.