how to look after your unicorn?

Have you got a unicorn in your back garden ? If so, you should follow these set of instructions. However if you don’t follow these instructions your little sister will be done for.

What you need

Collar made out of fire , plenty of meat , a whistle and  a unicorn’s lair . The collar made out of fire would be the thing that keeps your unicorn in control . The meat is for it to eat . The whistle is so the unicorn comes to you when you need it . The lair is for the unicorn to rest .

what you do

1. First, you will need to check if you have enough meat .
2. Next, you will need to go to the unicorn’s lair and make the unicorn sit . 
3. Then you have to put the 5 big pieces of meat  on the floor next to the unicorn . 
4. After that , when the unicorn is finished  give it atleast 3 litres of blood (or say bye bye to your little sister).
5. Finally you put the unicorn to sleep .

A final note of warning

Unicorns aren’t for fun . They are here to protect you . As your pet grows older . It will start to protect you from any dangers . It will communicate to you after it reaches the age of 30 . It will also go bonkers if you do not give it enough food . Most of the Unicorn start letting their owners ride on them . If you want to treat the unicorns you will have to tickle the unicorns with a feather from the howling owl of south africa .