How to Look After a Troll.

Have you ever had the desire to look after a troll. Well today may be your lucky day the ‘Exotic Creature Store’ now serves trolls, trust me you will never be bored…

What you need

Looking after this pet is luxurious. You just need to buy a £10 bell and it understands english so you can order it to do chores but don’t go hard on it otherwise it will escape addition to this a £5 pet leash to keep it safe and lastly £15 worth of dried mushrooms for its food (they’re a heavy eaters).

What you do

For trolls all you need is to make your garden enclosed and put mushrooms in the grass as they are the creatures favourite food. Make the walls of your garden grey so it feels at home.

A final note of warning

• These animals do indeed bite you if it is under too much pressure, don’t rely on the troll to do everything for you!
• Make sure it has plenty of attention or they can get really fussy.
• Do not use them as garden trolls for decoration.