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The Money Manager Goblin

At 12 feet tall the money manger goblin is kind and shy and generous to the snow goblins.

 

He has solid gold glasses and the lenses are thin gold to see through. He is as green as a one pound note and his hair is made of notes. It appears at 2 years old and never grows and he is extremely buff  and wears a black tuxedo with a bank note tie.

 

He lives in an impenetrable solid gold safe on top of his own solid gold mountain comoflaged as stone grass and snow in the Himalayas near mount Everest.

 

Unusually, its favorite food is rousted  mountain goat with rosemary and a pinch of himalayen salt. He can only eat green vegetables with gold leaves. If he eats no green food he turns brown like poo!

 

Did you know that the money manger goblin can turn people into gold bars if they try to steal his money or gold. He can also make money out of thin air!

 

He likes peeling off the camouflage of his mountain to polish it. He also likes visiting the snow goblins and spending his money online.

 

If someone tries to steal his safe he will go on a RAMPAGE! Through the himalayas.   

Beware…

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