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The Money Manager Goblin

At 12 feet tall the money manger goblin is kind and shy and generous to the snow goblins.

 

He has solid gold glasses and the lenses are thin gold to see through. He is as green as a one pound note and his hair is made of notes. It appears at 2 years old and never grows and he is extremely buff  and wears a black tuxedo with a bank note tie.

 

He lives in an impenetrable solid gold safe on top of his own solid gold mountain comoflaged as stone grass and snow in the Himalayas near mount Everest.

 

Unusually, its favorite food is rousted  mountain goat with rosemary and a pinch of himalayen salt. He can only eat green vegetables with gold leaves. If he eats no green food he turns brown like poo!

 

Did you know that the money manger goblin can turn people into gold bars if they try to steal his money or gold. He can also make money out of thin air!

 

He likes peeling off the camouflage of his mountain to polish it. He also likes visiting the snow goblins and spending his money online.

 

If someone tries to steal his safe he will go on a RAMPAGE! Through the himalayas.   

Beware…

The Money Manager Goblin

At 12 feet tall the money manger goblin is kind and shy and generous to the snow goblins.

 

He has solid gold glasses and the lenses are thin gold to see through. He is as green as a one pound note and his hair is made of notes. It appears at 2 years old and never grows and he is extremely buff  and wears a black tuxedo with a bank note tie.

 

He lives in an impenetrable solid gold safe on top of his own solid gold mountain comoflaged as stone grass and snow in the Himalayas near mount Everest.

 

Unusually, its favorite food is rousted  mountain goat with rosemary and a pinch of himalayen salt. He can only eat green vegetables with gold leaves. If he eats no green food he turns brown like poo!

 

Did you know that the money manger goblin can turn people into gold bars if they try to steal his money or gold. He can also make money out of thin air!

 

He likes peeling off the camouflage of his mountain to polish it. He also likes visiting the snow goblins and spending his money online.

 

If someone tries to steal his safe he will go on a RAMPAGE! Through the himalayas.   

Beware…

Ice Goblins

These rare creatures come out all day and are interested in playing: ice chess; baking and other fun things. If you are interested in these creatures then read on.

The Snow Goblin has: dark, blue eyes; blue grey skin and ears as pointy as an icicle,to blend into its snowy surroundings;  it has clothes as white as snow. Surprisingly, their children are: fluffy; they are as white as can be; they have small ears, but when they grow up to about 7 they lose all their fur and grow pointier ears

These strange creatures live in the North Pole, in a cave at the side of a snowy mountain but maybe a few might just be living in your freezer.

They eat cold food to stay cool however, they can’t eat hot food because it will melt them. They usually scavenge for food in the afternoon and usually come back about 5 minutes after they go.

The snow goblin can shape snow but when they get angry they can turn you to ice so it’s best to stay away from them when they are angry.

They like to play in the snow and make snow castles and like going sledging they find a piece of wood then down the hill they go!

People say that they have caught a glimpse of one but they are very rare to see.

 

Lava Goblins

Lava goblins aren’t dangerous but definitely want to be left alone. If you want to find out more read on.  

Goblins – despite stereo-typically being green – are all different colours! Lava goblins are red as lava. With leather textured skin, they have cracks all over their skin to absorb heat!. These cracks have lava in from heat build up.Want to stroke this creature’s soft,silky hair? Dont! They have beautiful fiery orange hair. They also have neon green eyes to see through steam.

The majority of fire goblins live in volcanoes however, a certain few live in the human town hidden in hot objects (make sure to watch out while you’re opening your barbecue lid!) Surprisingly, lava goblins aren’t picky eaters unless it’s cold, they can’t eat cold food because it will melt before they get a chance to eat it! They`re favourite food is magma and chips. Lava goblins specifically like to swim in lava and create mischief.

Lava goblins shoot lava out of their mouth and hands when they’re mad and only when they’re really mad does the volcano erupt! You may be wondering if these creatures are dangerous? All together they are not but i would advise to to leave them alone.

These creatures sound terrifying but aren’t you can’t have them as pets if you’re interested in saving these endangered creatures make sure to stay warm.

 

The Rock Goblins

he rock goblin is incredibly strong and fast because of its long claws and legs, which can run up to 42 mph (this is actually pretty fast for a goblin). Amazingly, he uses his claws to climb up trees to get away from the predators (the titans) which are a lot bigger than him.

The rock goblin has the biggest muscle ever seen on a goblin. Its twelve foot tall,and half of its body is its legs to obviously run 42 mph . Rock goblins wear heavy slate shorts so  they’re not naked.

The rock goblin lives in the notorious amazon rain forest and about 12 of them live in peru.Yes where paddington bear used to live and his family.They live in pretty rocky areas of these popular places.

Rock goblins like to eat fruit and rocks. Their favorite food is apples, especially red ones.They don’t like bananas or mangos , and they can’t eat pineapples.

Rock goblins eat about 1 ton of food a day but still there really quick.They eat 50 apples a day.

His hobbies are eating apples .In his spare time he likes his naps.

Some  goblins can live up to 550 years old.The oldest rock goblin today is 573 years old.

 

The Frog

Introduction

Did you know about the frog goblin? There are billions of them?.Did you know she can shoot sticky,slimy,gooey spit? Make sure you don’t get stuck in this monster’s stickiness. 

Appearance

The goblin wears a dress with golden sparkles and a silver shiny belt with sparkles everywhere. And glasses with a star on the front with golden glitter on the edge. Unusually she  is dancing all night long. She loves popcorn one bite of that she’s gone crazy.

Habitat 

Weirdly,Kermit lives underground in a secret base near NewYork but did you know that Kermit was secretly a superhero and his base was secretly a criminal spy watch. They are monitored to see if there are any criminals out and about?

Diet 

If any of them eat cake they will turn evil! But however if they eat a fly they will turn back but like i said she absolutely loves POPCORN! It will make them go hyper for the rest of their day so make sure to keep the popcorn in a double locked safe. And if they get their sticky hands on chocolate uhh… good luck they will be moody until they have some popcorn.

Hobbies

Kermit (Super frog) can fly! But beware of it mighty teeth. The majority of the time she…sunbathes witch is unusual for a superhero.

Conclusion

YOU CAN RELY ON SUPER FROG! 

 

 

The unicorn goblin

The unicorn goblin is a magic goblin and can do all sorts of tricks with her horn. Almost all day she does competitions that only she could win, like seeing who can fly the highest she can fly higher than anything.

The majority of unicorn goblins have: multi-coloured manes; tails and horns. A few unicorn goblins have pink, blue, purple or green horns,tails and mains.However they all have pink hooves and pours Interestingly their wings have really light blue patches  instead of all over their wings.

The unicorn goblin  lives in the sky and sleeps on a fluffy cloud. Most people believe that goblins are mean and horrible but not all goblins. In fact  the unicorn goblin is one of the nicest goblins in the world. She is kind hearten and is a very good goblin. Surprisingly, the unicorn goblins cousin is the animal goblin.

The unicorn goblin likes anything rainbow and has loads of sweets but they have very white teeth. Its absolute favourite food is cotton candy  but it doesn’t dislike anything.They mostly eat sugar and never gets a sugar rush. 

It can fly higher than anyone or think it can do all sorts of magic with its horn such as making people disappear and it can make people be kinder if you don’t believe in her she will get hurt and then she will hurt you. But she will not deliberately hurt you, she only will hurt you if you hurt her.

Almost all in her spare time she makes sure everyone is being kind and helpful.But always flies and never stops. If she wants to come down from the sky she will think of a plan so no one can see her.Unfortunately every time someone sees the unicorn goblin they die. We started off with 100 goblins and now there’s only 1 left.

Make sure you are nice or the unicorn goblin will come and put a spell on you.

The Crisp Goblin

Did you know that the crisp goblin can shoot out salt and vinegar liquid  when people make it mad?

It is believed that the crisp goblin wears salt and vinegar crisp packets for its top , it can gracefully turn into a crisp if it eats more than 100 packets a day .So he eats over 700 crisps a day  and his hair is made of doritos , the trousers are made of salt and vinegar tin foal Amazingly,he has chicken legs because  The KFC Goblin is his distant cousin and his arms are made of the french fries he still eats oyster food he just eats crisps more often.

Interestingly the crisp goblin lives in a crisp city where everything is made of crisps even the pens and paper so he can eat himself then he comes back to life and he is different to the other crisp goblins because his diet is just sweet things and mostly crisps but the other crisp goblins just like ready salted and plain food like plain pasta. And he doesn’t let them get to him , but he is the smallest so he gets scared the most because he is 5 centimeters tall when everyone else is 20 centimeters tall even though he is the oldest. And he does like chicken because his cousin is a chicken goblin . And he cant eat more than 20,000 crisps a week or he can blow up but then he comes back but he turns his worst colors which is…………..multicolored and he states like that for 1 hour . And he cant eat crispy chicken or he will become a chicken  . 

Surprisingly he likes to chill and eat crisps and eat the 12 piece bucket from KFC – the boneless –   and when it’s raining he loves to play out and lay down in the middle of the crispy bumpy road .  And when nobody can play out he goes to see if his cousins can play out and then they walk into a forest and they climb crisp trees and then the only stay up there for 5 minutes but by tea time they are always back home . The crisp goblin always calls his friends all the time and his mum tells him to stop eating 10,000 crisps a day. It’s bad for you . However , the crisp goblin does keep on stealing peoples crisps but they don’t see him do it when he steals but when he steals the chicken from his cousin he sees him then a night he goes to the crisp goblins house and stealth his crisps but the both have stopped know because it’s bad and that have just learnt that its bad for you and  it can get you in to trouble . 

Many people think that the crisp goblin is the fattest goblin there but he is actually the skinniest goblin there even though he eats the most . Almost all of the goblins are nice but there is one goblin that means the anime goblin takes all the anime goblins  to a dungeon and he lives in japan . But every other goblin  is nice but we always stay away from the anime goblin because he is trying to destroy us . 

Also, the crisp goblin loves to have a break and let other people try the crisps he made because he loves to make people stuff and his distant cousin the KFC goblin loves making chicken for people but the crisp goblin needs to be careful with what he eats because the KFC goblin loves to prank him so the crisp goblin needs to be careful he doesn’t trust him so hen put a cameras in his kitchen so he knows . He did eat it because he loves it now so he mixes it up so for breakfast he has chicken and crisps . Weirdly, the other goblins  love salt and vinegar crisps so the crisp goblin is popular.

 

The Animal goblin

Did you know the Animal goblin is not friendly at all and poses a threat to humans read on to find out why. 

The Animal goblin wears bird wings so it can gracefully fly,fish fins so it can happily swim,sharp claws to attack humans,cat eyesight so it can see in the dark,big bushy hair to hide in,a long swaying tail to snuggle in and a unicorn horn from its cousin the unicorn goblin. 

Interestingly, the Animal goblin lives in: hidden forests, underground and in caves. Depending on the season, time or month. Amazingly, the Animal goblin has really good hearing so if it hears an Animal in trouble they can go through there secret entrances to its home to find the animal that is in trouble.

Weirdly, they love juicy long grass. Don’t worry about their long sharp teeth as it is to chomp down gross grass . They also love gorgeous leaves . Curiously, the Animal goblin’s favourite food is the bark of an old tree! Never ever feed them fruit or else they will swell up and get extremely melancholy.

The Animal goblin only hurts humans to protect the Animals. Contrary to popular belief it can turn into any Animal. Do not be fooled by their cute fluffy tail.You do not want their sharp claws anywhere near your face.

Kindly, the Animal goblin spends most of its time feeding the Animals as this is its job but it can also choose to feed the Animals or not to feed the Animals. In its free time it enjoys: climbing trees,swimming in the ocean and berry picking.

So if you ever go near a wild Animal watch out it could be an Animal goblin!

 

The KFC Goblin

Did you know that a KFC goblin gets really mad if you eat their chicken? Please read on to find more about these vicious goblins. 

 

The KFC goblin wears feathered shorts and a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken. Also they have burger hands, crispy chicken as skin and his arms are fries, they also have a really hard, clean chicken bone that can knock out a human in one hit. Extraordinary, the crisp goblin is his distant cousin.

 

Obviously, the KFC goblin lives in a 12 piece chicken bucket in KFC. The bucket is amazingly clean compared to the despicable, dirty floor.

 

The KFC goblin loves to eat dry food like chicken, burgers, salted fries and pasta, also he can’t eat sugar or sweets. Many people believe his favourite food is burgers, but it’s actually chicken, because he has a hobby eating chicken

 

Interestingly, the KFC goblin gains around 900,000 calories a year. Surprisingly the KFC goblin eats KFC 4 times a week but he orders half of the menu. The KFC goblin is so strong he can kill someone with his own two hands. Also KFC goblins love pokemon and buy cards every time they see them. People also think KFC goblins are fat but there actually really skinny.

 

So remember if you see a KFC run away and especially, don’t steal their chicken…