The Crisp Goblin
Did you know that the crisp goblin can shoot out salt and vinegar liquid when people make it mad?
It is believed that the crisp goblin wears salt and vinegar crisp packets for its top , it can gracefully turn into a crisp if it eats more than 100 packets a day .So he eats over 700 crisps a day and his hair is made of doritos , the trousers are made of salt and vinegar tin foal Amazingly,he has chicken legs because The KFC Goblin is his distant cousin and his arms are made of the french fries he still eats oyster food he just eats crisps more often.
Interestingly the crisp goblin lives in a crisp city where everything is made of crisps even the pens and paper so he can eat himself then he comes back to life and he is different to the other crisp goblins because his diet is just sweet things and mostly crisps but the other crisp goblins just like ready salted and plain food like plain pasta. And he doesn’t let them get to him , but he is the smallest so he gets scared the most because he is 5 centimeters tall when everyone else is 20 centimeters tall even though he is the oldest. And he does like chicken because his cousin is a chicken goblin . And he cant eat more than 20,000 crisps a week or he can blow up but then he comes back but he turns his worst colors which is…………..multicolored and he states like that for 1 hour . And he cant eat crispy chicken or he will become a chicken .
Surprisingly he likes to chill and eat crisps and eat the 12 piece bucket from KFC – the boneless – and when it’s raining he loves to play out and lay down in the middle of the crispy bumpy road . And when nobody can play out he goes to see if his cousins can play out and then they walk into a forest and they climb crisp trees and then the only stay up there for 5 minutes but by tea time they are always back home . The crisp goblin always calls his friends all the time and his mum tells him to stop eating 10,000 crisps a day. It’s bad for you . However , the crisp goblin does keep on stealing peoples crisps but they don’t see him do it when he steals but when he steals the chicken from his cousin he sees him then a night he goes to the crisp goblins house and stealth his crisps but the both have stopped know because it’s bad and that have just learnt that its bad for you and it can get you in to trouble .
Many people think that the crisp goblin is the fattest goblin there but he is actually the skinniest goblin there even though he eats the most . Almost all of the goblins are nice but there is one goblin that means the anime goblin takes all the anime goblins to a dungeon and he lives in japan . But every other goblin is nice but we always stay away from the anime goblin because he is trying to destroy us .
Also, the crisp goblin loves to have a break and let other people try the crisps he made because he loves to make people stuff and his distant cousin the KFC goblin loves making chicken for people but the crisp goblin needs to be careful with what he eats because the KFC goblin loves to prank him so the crisp goblin needs to be careful he doesn’t trust him so hen put a cameras in his kitchen so he knows . He did eat it because he loves it now so he mixes it up so for breakfast he has chicken and crisps . Weirdly, the other goblins love salt and vinegar crisps so the crisp goblin is popular.
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