Tuesday 21st September 2021

The Diamond Goblins

Diamond goblins enjoy mining shiny items. They use diamonds or any other shiny objects to create jewellery. Unfortunately, they are very rare and no human being has ever spotted one. Even though people try and find them, they have never made it up to the diamond goblin’s cave alive . They are not allowed to leave their habitat so humans can’t find them.

Surprisingly, diamond goblins live in the deepest, darkest caves which are not accessible to humans. Their caves are located at the top of Mount Everest. Their caves are also diamond encrusted and diamond goblins mine them every week. The caves can only have fifteen goblins inside it or the whole of Mount Everest will collapse- so you better watch out! Interestingly, the majority of humans call the diamond goblin’s cave “the house of jewels” and humans long to steal their jewellery.

Diamond goblins wear leather jackets with pockets full of ball the jewels they mined in their lifetime. Every year, they count all the jewels they have and the goblin that has the most wins the loser’s jewels. Amazingly, all diamond goblins wear different diamond necklaces representing their culture such as rubies, emeralds, pearls, and crystals.

Weirdly, diamond goblins don’t eat real food. They eat anything shiny: their own jewellery, forks, spoons, knives, glass cups , plates and windows. Diamond goblins, who eat weird food , also eat spaghetti because they think they are necklaces.

Did you know diamond goblins are actually afraid of humans? They are afraid of them because these type of goblins summon as many diamonds as they want and humans hunt them for this particular reason. Surprisingly, diamond goblins are allergic to snow – which is the reason why they can’t leave their habitat.

Amazingly, diamond goblins enjoy mining objects. Even newborn baby diamond goblins can mine! How shocking is that? Also, they a game called diamond smash where the other team try and smash their  opponents diamonds.