I have never eaten a big mac,

but i have ate a cheese burger.

I have never stroked a cub,

but i have petted a cat.

I have never drank salt water,

but i have drank flavored water.

I have never had salt and vinger crips,

but i have ate cheetos.

I have never seen an mountain,

but i have glimsped  a plain.

I have never been on a plane,

but i have been on a train.

I have never been to an tramponline park,

but i have been on a trampoline at my friends house.

I have never wrote a book,

but i have read books.

I have never been to a funeral,

but i have been to a wedding.