Friday 8th October 2021

I have never made the in the La Palma volcano erupt but I have made my mum’s temper erupt.

I’ve never been eaten by a big, fat, chunky man but I have eaten a big, fat, and chunky gingerbread man.

I have never sat on a giraffe but I have ridden a horse called Joff.

I have never been eaten by a despicable, evil and strangely alive toilet bowl although I have been bitten by an alive shrimp.

I have never been bitten by a massive, venomous snake but, I have been bitten by an invisible, skin-ripping midget in the forest.