NOT YET…

I have never  surfed on a huge, blue tsunami

but I have been in a crowded wave pool in Japan

I have never seen the northern lights

But I have watched Blackpool illuminations

I have never been confronted by a lion

But I have been circled by a crazy cavapoo

I have never made a volcano erupt

But I have made my mums temper explode

I have never ran 200m in the Olympics

But I have raced my friends by a little lane

I have never danced with a pop star

But I have boogied with my best friends

I have never drowned in baked beans on an English breakfast

But I have been covered in egg and toast

I have never juggled Mars, Neptune or Venus

But I have tripped over a globe in my room

I have never seen a furry yeti bathing in pearl white snow

But I have seen my mum use a hair brush as a microphone singing let it go