Saturn’s ring,

I have never slid on Saturn’s ring,

But I have been on a water slide at the sandcastle in Blackpool.

I have never been locked in a cold dark prison cell,

But I have been locked in my bright bathroom.

I have never touched the scorching sun,

But I have touched a sizzling light bulb.

I have never clapped eyes with all the Disney characters,

But I have seen countless on the Disney movies