The Outdoors

I have never jumped into a black hole

But I have soured  through space in my imadgenation

I have never seen aliens

But I have eaten alien space raders

I have never fallen down Mount Everest

But I have fallen down my stairs

I have never eaten a picnic with aliens

But i have had my sandwich eaten by a swan

I have never ran 800m in the olympics

But i have raced my friends across the school field

I have never stroked a cat

But i have tickled my dog Tomas

I have never climbed Mount Everest

But I have ran up riving ton pike on a snowy day

I have never drank lava from a volcano

But I have eaten a hot chilli

I have never swam with dolphins

But i swam in the deep blue ocean

I have never drove a car with my feet

But I have reversed into B&Q

I have never rote a song

But I have rote the end of this poem.