I have never swum with Great white sharks

but I have braved the icy sea of Bigbury sands.

I have never performed with Emma Watson

but I have acted with my brother for aa family Christmas embarrassment.

I have never strutted my way down a red carpet in Hollywood

but I have dawdled down the carpet in the British Museum.

I have never been on an epic adventure to Egypt, Athens or Rome

but I have survived the dull car journey of going to Cornwall, Devon or Dorset.

I have never visited Father Christmas in the most coldest of homes

but I have been to see my Great Aunt and Uncle.

But maybe later.