What is hard? A diamond fresh out of a cave, a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream straight out of the freezer and people making fun of you at school. What is soft a baby’s bottom, Hair that has just been conditioned and a teddy that has just came out the washer.

What is smooth? A baby’s bald head, a blanket made from the finest silk and a freshly painted wall. What is rough? An elephants back, grandpa’s old wrinkly hands and your feelings on a rollercoaster

What is happy? Your feelings on your birthday, When you get a present and when someone is thankful for you. What is sad? Your feelings when your hurt, when your depressed and when someone betrays you