Are you bored because you’re sitting inside of your room looking at tiktok or some other sad things.

Well you better come to bumba shumba Merry Dopins land!

People have said that this is the best place to go because we give you 1st class service and much more!

Are you also hungry well don’t worry because we give you all of the meals for free! 

Near our 60 meter pool there is the real skeleton of the megalodon and there is a collection of the sharks 3 meter teeths.

Our hotel has also got a private pool for every room with a maid that will make you tea or anything else that you will ever need.

So forget your phone and tiktok and come to our resort. It is only 70p a day!

If you want to come then you will need to book your hotel so call 078965635687368.