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Animal Land

Are you bored of the lack of big and amazing animals in Britain? Do you want Thrilling rides that are based on cool animals? Then come to Animal Land! Here in Animal Land we have rare and exotic creatures with a roller coaster each! And that’s not all! Our park is home to the only snake-pangal-pine in captivity in the entire world! But if  our fabulous display of beasts isn’t for you then ride our fantabulous rides such as The Tapian Terror! Or the Lightning Lion! But for the little ones under 5 we highly recommend the Bunny Hop! This ride is slower and less frightening and better suited to toddlers.

 

We are highly recommended by the Prime Minister himself who said “I love this park, I bring my kids every weekend.”. Don’t miss our special offer. We have already started selling tickets for the event of the year. We are amazed to tell you that we are getting another sake-pangal-pine in March, a rare female has been found in the wild as a mate for our solitary male! Book your tickets to see these two rare creatures bought together in the hope that we may save the species at last. Roll up for an amazing adventure!

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