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Do you seek adventure? Are you able to slay a mighty beast? Do you want to be known as someone great and powerful? If so, we guarantee a treacherous journey.

We are seeking the mightiest hunter in Wigan, who can kill a dragon without hesitation. During your long-lasting journey, we will provide you with food, water and a sleeping bag. Your quest could mean that you will trek through forests, navigate through lakes and even swim through the vast, open sea. For your victory of slaying this dominant dragon, we would reward you with a castle that has butlers and maids, a dog that can smell things from far away and the best thing of them all is a chest full of gold. If you are victorious of slaying the beast of course. Additionally, we will send you never ending food. If successful, we would crown you and you would be known as “dragon killer of the north west “and you would be in the magazine with your image.

If you are willing to do this job, apply now and live the rest of your life being luxurious.

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