Kissing Cloud Goblin 

When you first come across the Kissing Cloud Goblin you will be baffled by the size and weight of this creature. Although it may look cute, its vibrant, red lipstick is poisoned with yellow spotted lizard venom from Texas. Within a single touch, you will be dead in a matter of seconds. As well as this, it lives in the fluffy, white clouds of Peru. 

The Kissing Cloud Goblin has a fluffy, white layer of fur, like a poodle. Also, he carries around a silk bag the colour of the magnificent sky. The inside of the bag is a modern purple colour with ruby red lipstick containers to kiss the dead or soon to be. Surprisingly, the Kissing Cloud Goblin drips blood from its mouth to scare small animals though, it fears them more than the animals are. 

The Goblin lives in the clouds of Peru disguised as a cloud so not a single soul could spot it not even its mates. Typically, the Goblin will avoid any storms for it will faint if a single drop of water touches it then the power of cold will make it faint. Curiously, the Goblin always uses thunder storms to shepherd away the enemies.  

It is thought that the Goblin eats meat though it likes tropical fruit like mangos, kiwi, and avocados and many other fruits. However, the consequences of it stumbling across a pineapple pizza are common for it loves pineapple but if it consumes pizza of any sort it will die.  

As if this was not enough information the Goblin smells like fish but it never eats fish or goes near the seaside for laughter if children creep the living out of its body. As well as this, it may appear in your mind that this is a gigantic goblin but really it is the size of a pin! 

This tiny goblin likes its kiss to be the best of kisses so as any sane goblin would do it practice kissing on……..a punch bag with a picture of its love on the front of it. As well as this they like sun gazing as they can see the rays of light coming from the sun so they like to spot patterns in the rays. 

For these reasons you would not like to encounter the Kissing Cloud Goblin for it may be your last glance so next time you go to Peru make sure you do not sleep above the clouds for it could and probably be the end of your life.