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Kissing Cloud Goblin

   Kissing Cloud Goblin 

 

 

 

When you first come across the Kissing Cloud Goblin you will be baffled by the size and weight of this creature. Although it may look cute, its vibrant, red lipstick is poisoned with yellow spotted lizard venom from Texas. Within a single touch, you will be dead in a matter of seconds. As well as this, it lives in the fluffy, white clouds of Peru. 

The Kissing Cloud Goblin has a fluffy, white layer of fur, like a poodle. Also, he carries around a silk bag the colour of the magnificent sky. The inside of the bag is a modern purple colour with ruby red lipstick containers to kiss the dead or soon to be. Surprisingly, the Kissing Cloud Goblin drips blood from its mouth to scare small animals though, it fears them more than the animals are. 

The Goblin lives in the clouds of Peru disguised as a cloud so not a single soul could spot it not even its mates. Typically, the Goblin will avoid any storms for it will faint if a single drop of water touches it then the power of cold will make it faint. Curiously, the Goblin always uses thunder storms to shepherd away the enemies.  

It is thought that the Goblin eats meat though it likes tropical fruit like mangos, kiwi, and avocados and many other fruits. However, the consequences of it stumbling across a pineapple pizza are common for it loves pineapple but if it consumes pizza of any sort it will die.  

As if this was not enough information the Goblin smells like fish but it never eats fish or goes near the seaside for laughter if children creep the living out of its body. As well as this, it may appear in your mind that this is a gigantic goblin but really it is the size of a pin! 

This tiny goblin likes its kiss to be the best of kisses so as any sane goblin would do it practice kissing on……..a punch bag with a picture of its love on the front of it. As well as this they like sun gazing as they can see the rays of light coming from the sun so they like to spot patterns in the rays. 

For these reasons you would not like to encounter the Kissing Cloud Goblin for it may be your last glance so next time you go to Peru make sure you do not sleep above the clouds for it could and probably be the end of your life. 

The Element goblin

Element Goblin 

The Element Goblin is endangered because it is being hunted by people for money. If you meet it, you must be incredibly lucky but you should run away. 

Appearance  

Amazingly, its appearance changes with every power it uses. For example, if it uses its fire powers it can morph into its fire-like form. On its right hand it can change elements with one Click. Its size is unknown since it grows an inch every year. And lives forever. It wears tattered clothes with mouldy rags. 

Habitat 

It is thought that it lives in cities and towns but it actually lives in hot, rocky, windy, or wet and cold places except for the earth’s core. When it is in its natural habitat it will camouflage itself to stay safe from the hunters. 

Diet 

They like most things from the ocean such as sea snails, dried kelp, and fish like whales if they are already dead. Interestingly, it sometimes digs into the earth to eat worms and termites. 

Surprising features 

It has two horns, the one on the right has a devil horn and the one on the left is a unicorn horn so it shows its happy side and its angry side. In addition, when it is angry it uses its earth powers to make an earthquake. Also, it can create tsunamis, tornados, and volcanoes. Another cool ability is that it fuses 2 elements together to create the ultimate power which is very deadly to fish and other life forms. 

Hobbies 

In its free time, the goblin enjoys going on lots of journeys and exploring distant lands. On its travels it can come across groups of other Element goblins. 

Conclusion 

If you ever bump into one make sure you do not make it angry unless you have a death wish. Do not let this sweet innocent creature fool you because it is not what you will be expecting.  

The Fox Booma Goblin

The fox booma, that is a goblin, has a tail that can change colour every season. In fact, their claws are soft but sharp. Also, their eyes can turn white in winter, yellow in spring, orange in autumn, baby blue in summer!                                         

What do they look like? 

Strangely, the Fox Booma has a flower head shape. Also, it has really puffy fur, it wears shoes, socks, a top and trousers so it can be disguised as a human and then claw your face to eat it. 

 

Where do they live? 

It lives in a wild forest in Alipix street. There are a lot of trees and flowers. Lots of other goblins like to live there too like the Flower goblin or the Monkey goblin. 

 

Surprising fact 

They sometimes go into kid’s pools and hide and when they are floating, they bite them mostly on their fac or back. When they bite them, they drown and then eat them 

 

Another fact 

Normally, they like to have a power nap so then they would not be grumpy. Then go to Mrs Alivia’s house then feed them strawberries and pancakes. 

 

ALLWAYS WATCH OUT FOR THE FOX BOOMA! 

The Arctic Goblin

The Arctic Goblin 

 

Generally, it’s very rare to spot Arctic Goblin. This is because it only appears in two countries: Canada and England. Almost all of the creatures also have wings to fly around their frozen habitat.  

 

Appearance  

The Arctic goblin is three meters tall and has a potbelly. The majority have a pale white skin colour, which helps them camouflage in the snow. Several of them wear a black leather jacket and silver chains around their fat neck, giving them a bad reputation. Furthermore, they have sleek, jet-black hair caught in a mow hawk. 

  

 

Habitat 

Interestingly, the species live in the north of Canada on the top of massive ice bergs, where they scout for their prey. Surprisingly, they can be spotted in the north of Greenland. 

 

 

Diet 

Many people believe that this curious creature is carnivorous since they regularly fly all the way to York to kidnap Terrier goblins then take them to their tribe, where they will devour it in a sacrificial ceremony. They like the Terrier goblin’s taste since to them it has a distinctive taste of spicy beef tacos. If hungry, they will also eat little kids.  

 

Surprising Features 

Unusually, this goblin can shoot ice-freeze darts from its mouth, which will kill the victim in less than five seconds. Another deadly feature is that it has five inched talons which eject deadly venom into any other species apart from itself. Nevertheless, it is impossible to harm them since their skin is as hard as cubic boron nitride. A few of them are friends with the Menacing Goblin tribe. 

 

Hobbies 

This species of goblin likes to scare little kids when it is bored as it loves the screech of horror from their mouths, as they gain energy from their fear. Weirdly, they also like to capsize ships with their tribes. 

 

Conclusion  

Typically, they are deadly creatures and overall, you don’t want to meet them. 

The Terrier Goblin

The Terrier Goblin  

Written by Charles and Jack 

The Terrier goblin is a moderately rare species of goblin; less than 3000 are still alive. Usually, they can be seen between 11.00am and 1.30pm (Lunchtime). This is because it is currently being hunted by two other species of goblin. 

Appearance 

This strange looking creature has a visible pimple on its nose. It has a short tail around 10 to 18 cm (about 7.09 inches). Furthermore, it has a ragged brown cloak to blend in with the public. In addition, the skin of this goblin resembles that of a chameleon, making it an expert in disguise. Also, on its head it has noticeable horns, which look like a devil’s horn. 

Habitat 

This peculiar creature lives in the suburbs of York, and to be more specific, the holes in the walls of wooden houses on cobbled streets, such as the street of Shambles (or in your basement).  

Diet  

The diet of this fascinating goblin consists of people’s lunch. Most commonly, pizza, bacon sandwiches, hotdogs, sausage rolls, crisps, Coca Cola, and cake. Top Tip; Always bring some spare lunch if you are headed to York! 

Surprising features 

The way they give birth to their infants is fascinating. When they overheat, the pimple on their nose pops and babies fly out of the leftover pimple. It fights in its tribe, which it done to prove its dominance over others of its kind. Over its long lifespan, the terrier goblin has developed camouflaged skin to be able to hide from its main predator: the Canadian Arctic Goblin. 

Hobbies 

As you can tell by now, the terrier goblin loves nothing more than to munch on humans’ food that they are looking forward to. It does not enjoy the food as much if it knows that the human was not enjoying it anyway. Therefore, it only goes for the tastiest of meals! Bizarrely, it also loves hi-jacking valuable trains from the national railway museum and the main station in York. 

A campaign to raise awareness for this rare species is spreading across the world as we are now aware of a killer goblin called the Canadian Arctic Goblin and a slightly less bad kind of goblin, the Intimidating Goblin. If you ever come across a Terrier Goblin, give it food, take it home and protect it. They are not going to last long if we keep losing 570 of them a year. Do what you can to save them and go to the closest charity and donate £3.00 for their survival. Thank you for helping to raise awareness.  

 

 

The Forest Goblin

The Forest Goblin 

Forest Goblins are common goblins, found in forests but rarely seen in valleys. Lots of people hunt these creatures down with no mercy. However, very high-speed movement makes them hard to seek.  

Like most goblins, they’re green in colour and don’t wear a lot of clothes. They have brown hair and ten deathly sharp teeth. Sometimes they climb trees to check for danger. That is why they have sharp claws to cling into the bark. It’ s very easy to notice them because of their very long and pointy ears and fat noses.  

This creature lives in deep forests keeping to the middle to make sure that they are not seen often. They make themselves comfy by making dens out of sticks and leaves. They live in tribes mostly consisting of twenty to thirty goblins.  

They are carnivores and their favourite type of meat is human flesh. They never eat vegetables or fruit but eat snacks that humans bring with them that are made of vegetables (like crisps). They don’t like little birds but especially they hate fish because they’re too lazy to take the bones out.  

Surprisingly, the Forest Goblin is as tall as a grown man. As well as this they even make their own weapons and shields to kill things! Some people say that their shamans have magical staffs but that is unknown.  

 

They have many hobbies. For example, they love killing both small and large creatures. In their spare time, they make themselves weapons and armour out of wood and metal. 

Although they’re very dangerous, that doesn’t mean that we need to make them extinct. They won’t attack our cities – just be careful in the woods! 

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Weirdly, the terrier goblin lives in York and it has a pimple on it’s nose. When it gets to hot the pimple swells so big it POPS! And baby goblins spew out.