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the school goblin

The School Goblin 

The school goblin lives in Meadowside Primary and it lingers under the school desks. Unsurprisingly, its main purpose is to terrorize small children. Conveniently, it fits under the desks of children (even though it is quite fat). 

Appearance 

It has the mystical wings of a devil and horns as deadly as venom. Surprisingly, it has black horns unlike a devil. However, its skin is red and scaly. This devilish creature is typically between 30 and 40cm (about 1.31 ft) tall and is usually very plump because they love to snack all day long!  

Diet 

These naughty creatures love to steal the teacher’s snacks! In fact, their favorite is cookies. Also, they take lunch from innocent little children, although they always leave the crusts from sandwiches. As a result, the poor children don’t have any food left to eat so they go hungry all afternoon! They are left with nothing. 

Surprising features 

Interestingly, they manage to hunt little kids and tickle their feet and get them in trouble for giggling. They really are a terror! Strangely, they are also brilliant swimmers and they enjoy getting the coach to the swimming pool with the children when they have swimming lessons. A final fascinating fact is that they like to sharpen pencils and when people are naughty, they throw a pencil at them! 

Conclusion 

These interesting creatures are very helpful in keeping children in check at school. Please join our campaign to raise awareness and help them with their snacking addiction. Thank you.  

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