I have never touched the sun 

But I have touched a hot bath.

I have never seen a £100 note

But I have seen a £50 note.

I have never seen the sunset in Italy.

But I have seen the beautiful sunset in Troon.

I have never stolen the crown jewels 

But I have stolen blackberries from the bushes in Troon.

I have never been in a UFO 

But I have been in a perfect white plane. 

I have never touched the clouds

But I have touched sticky candy floss.

I have never dogged a roasting hot fire ball

But I have dogged a boring dodgeball.