I have never jumped off a helicopter higher then the clouds riding a sloth
but I have held a butterfly on my hand.

I have never rode down Mount Everest on my bike
but I have climbed a tree at a restaurant in Burscough.

I have never swam under ice in the South Pole
but I have got up to stage six in swimming.

I have never seen an alien birthday party
but I have had a party/picky tea.

I have never visited the queen on a roller coaster
but I have visited Gulliver’s World.