Thankfully I have never gotten a birthday present that I wouldn’t use

But I have got some that were broken.

I have never been to China or anywhere funky across the world ,

But I do have a circular Chinese pot, posing on my windowsill.

Luckily , I have never been trapped in the wild woods all by myself ,

But I have been locked in a stinky, bathroom cubical too many times!

Unfortunately, I have never been  to a professional swimming gala,

But I have explored few different places on my colourful paddle board.