Would u like a cleaner?

Well you came to the right place, I am selling a young boy to you so, i need to tell you what you’re in for. He’s quite tall (just letting you know.)

He comes with crisps, popcorn an iPad and broom.

By the way, he lives off my food (well now yours.)

He loves playing with people and can’t be alone.

He is £1.00 but you can have him for free, I don’t want you to pay a lot because I think you could do with a cleaner and brother combined.

Would you like him?