I have never danced in a smirking shark’s mouth with a swordfish in the Pacific Ocean

but I have danced like a monkey at an awesome family party.

I have never run to mars and back doing the magnificent macarena

but I have sprinted in a one-hundred-meter race and won a golden medal.

I have never touched the great Chinese dragon at lunar new year

but I have played happily with a toy comodo dragon.

I have never ridden a dirty dune buggy in the huge grand canyons

but I have had a ride in my dads four by four down the motorway 6

I have never seen the great King Charles the Third do the majestical macarena at lovely McDonalds

but I have been to McDonalds to order a cheesy calorie dense big mac.

I have never sat on a circular cloud while eating a sweet sugary ball of cotton candy

But I have sat on my comfy couch while gobbling on a raspberry flavored lollypop

I have never held a scaled baby snake

But I have held my aunts gorgeous fluffy dog Ruby