I have never danced in a smirking shark’s mouth with a swordfish in the Pacific Ocean
but I have danced like a monkey at an awesome family party.
I have never run to mars and back doing the magnificent macarena
but I have sprinted in a one-hundred-meter race and won a golden medal.
I have never touched the great Chinese dragon at lunar new year
but I have played happily with a toy comodo dragon.
I have never ridden a dirty dune buggy in the huge grand canyons
but I have had a ride in my dads four by four down the motorway 6
I have never seen the great King Charles the Third do the majestical macarena at lovely McDonalds
but I have been to McDonalds to order a cheesy calorie dense big mac.
I have never sat on a circular cloud while eating a sweet sugary ball of cotton candy
But I have sat on my comfy couch while gobbling on a raspberry flavored lollypop
I have never held a scaled baby snake
But I have held my aunts gorgeous fluffy dog Ruby
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