Dear Police,

I really think that Jack should go to jail. He doesn’t think that he’s done anything wrong but I really do. First of all he literally soled his cow for some old, worthless seeds. Second he grew a humongous beanstalk in his back garden and it’s completely trashed my back garden. I’m just getting fed up of his annoying and childish actions when it comes to pretty much everything. I just really hope that you do something it would really make my day and other neighbours would be delighted. Please police, just take that boy away this instant!