Come Now And Visit The Shadow Smith Emporium

Are your children pushing way too many of your buttons? Is your life in need of a change? Would you want to experience a life changing opportunity? Well then folks  don’t hesitate to visit the world wide Shadow Smith Emporium and have your smile elevated as soon as you step foot inside. Best of all, we are completely FREE! There is only one miniscule rule though you must bring your imagination along with you.

What we provide:

• Unimaginary ice cream flavours
•  Eye popping surprises
• Mind turning magician tricks for everyone

For a daytime of sheer delight, hop to our shop and use the new offer “Buy a top until you pop!” This offer is amazing as the tops are completely free with no tax and you also will get a bag of delicious sugary sweets to snack on along your journey. We can also supply you with and experience of: 

• Any wonderful wishes you have for the genie lamp
•  A petting zoo with many different animals not yet discovered to any scientist
• Family trees created for anyone that arrives with a secret Shadow Smith twist

You won’t forget the amazing experience you had here until you step foot outside that is…Don’t worry though as there is nothing to be scared or anxious about the Emporium.

“The sweets made my taste buds become full of delight!” quoted Mr M Tindle after coming out of the jungle!

1. Prizes for everyone 
2. People under twenty thousand years of age can come for free, not including vampires.
3. Not a waste of money at all as you wont be needing to spend any

• We are open all hours on every day of the week including weekends.
• Find this incredible building on the A14 on Jolly Lane, Stanton Downham, IH17 DJT

Visit the website for more details on imagine@shadowsmith.gmail.co.uk  We are waiting for your arrival!