Room-Stinker.

Skunk, skunk

Must you have white stripes?

Why not brown, red or blue stripes?

Skunk, skunk

Can you even hear what is going on around you?

Why do you have such small ears?

Skunk, skunk

Why are you so cute?

Is it just to trick us so you can suffocate us with your 

horrible stench?

Skunk, skunk

Why must you have teeth like a vampire?

Could you kill someone or 

Something with them?

Skunk, skunk

Must you have a tail as fluffy as a Huskies fur?