If my pet could talk 

If my pet could talk this is what my cat would say 

” Wake up u stupid humans im hungry wake up stupid idiots i want food NOW MEOWWWWWWWWWWWW ” I hate when she does this here is another thing she does ” I want to get out let me out now” and i say ” but you have your own cat door” and she would reply by say this ” i don’t care i want to use a human door idiot” and those are something my cat would say if she could talk. By Zoe.Cuttle. from worser bay.

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