Ways to cross a river

The first way to cross a river is to call a person that knows how to teleport and ask them to teleport you to the other side. The second way is to call a flying taxi to fly you to the other side. The third way to cross a river to call your pet shark to drive you to the other side. The fourth way is to call a wizard and ask him to turn the river in to a chocolate river and drink it all up

[you might get a sugar rush]

After that your across the river yay