ways to cross a river
1 jump in and drown then if you’re lucky your body floats to the other side.
2 make a blimp.
3 turn into superman and fly to the other side.
4 turn into a fish then swim.
6 turn into an elephant and wade through the river.
7 pogo stick across.
8 by a superjet.
9 by an aircraft carrier.
10 eat a pie which makes you float.
11 eat a container of helium.
12 make a banana boat.
13 ask Aquaman to take you across the river.
14 make godzilla dropkick you across.
15 ride kingkong across.
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