how to cross a river

I was walking for a bit until there was a deep river with human eating bananafish, when I got close they started snapping around like CRAZY! if i jumped in i would die in seconds, i need a way to cross the river!i started thinking of as much ideas posible, but none will work easily the last one which is just jump over.i need a sponge to drain all the water,but i toast is still too deep to go across and also there are still bananafish in the river.i buy a  big sponge and suck water, 

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