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Crystal Craves

Are the sweets that you love getting boring? Do you need to sell all your boredom? What wizarding tools do you need to get started with? If so, mine down to Crystal Craves with everything you could wish for! We mine f the bribe of all the best things, latest inventions and miraculous merchandise – all at unbeatable prices and good for all sorts of challenges and fun.

In stock – we have all the latest goods including-

  • lava fried unicorn
  • dragon sours!
  • merchandise
  • crystals
  • wizarding wares (the shop)
  • and rides
  • also gateways to the 5 universes

Come now and get all of our offers! Visit now or miss out on the all new Dragon Sours fireball trucks, exclusive now!

Plus- are you an explorer? We say go to the nothing emporium, with nothing left to be created! The website is WWW.NothingEmporium/nothingisalwayswithus.com.

Running out of ideas? Then you want to be’ere

Why be sneered at by dragons and demons? Keep them away by going undernearth. Yes, you can also have fun at our shop till you drop… and if you do, why not go to one of our pick’n’mix stalls to see if you can get something cool?

And the 50% off offers which are-

  1. new gem called Amtosnataka ( looks like the atmosphere).
  2. new merchandise
  3. And the new hot gem ( which you can sell for 50% more) Crotopity

Be the only one on the block with their own Amtosnataka! Yes we engrave initials!

Offer- any space turnips you sell that are out of season, we buy for 10x the price!!!

A 5 year garuntee if yo can win the dance off. This includes

  • all the gems you want
  • the wizarding thigs that you need
  • A 5 year supply of dragon sours
  • free portal trips
  • the puzzle map to find treasure with,( changes everytime someone touches it)

No gimmicks- we provide all services plus advice since the dawn of time!

For larger items, our phone teleporting system will put it right where you want it. ” The phone phone service was magical, no amazing, no flabergastingly magically amazing!” Said one of our loyal customers

Order now on eternal computers or take a visit to the second basement of Bolton Town Hall 2nd basement ; or phone us  with 0204 321 96081!

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