Dear Flasher
Dear Flasher,
I am writing to persuade you to retire from your superhero life and return to your life before. I believe that you should let the professionals handle the criminals. Please read on to find out the reasons for why you should find a new job.
My first point is that you only have one ability and that is to run quickly. This power is useless when you are fighting crime and you mostly run too far because you can not stop easily. What is the point of fighting crime if you can not stop in time?
Furthermore, I Am concerned that you are getting a lot older. This should suggest that you should take some time to rest and spend time with family.
To build on this concern, people around your age start to get worse health and bones. I am worried for your health because you use so much energy while running fast that you can not walk after missions.
Although some people suggest that you are one of the best, we believe that you scare children with your speed especially since you have nearly hurt someone. This is not what a superhero would do.
To summarise, you are not helping our town when you are running because you can not stop in front of criminals and if you do stop them they are hurt and need serious medical attention. If I were you, I would retire before embarrassing myself more. I am sure that you love your current job but you could get the same satisfaction from something else.
Yours sincerely,
Cat woman.
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