Dear Sir,

I am writing to inform you about the upcoming events on the local calendar. There are some excellent events planned.

First, there will be a procession through the town, consisting of a wide variety of contributions. Anyone optimistic of the event must be careful not to get in the way or there might be an unmanageable quarrel between the guests attending.  The mayor will judge the best baby competition. While the competition proceeds, you can go to the local fish and chips shop and have something to eat.

After that, there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are watching, please stand back so you do not get in the way. The market will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display will be held in Prince’s Park at exactly six. We hope you all have a splendid time.

Yours faithfully,

Billy Bob Kramer.