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Just retire

Dear Mr Peculiar,

 

I am writing to persuade you to quit your duty as a superhero.

 

My first point is that you are preventing younger generations from taking responsibility for keeping the city safe from harm;even some heroes are letting you fight all the crime! I would also like to argue that due to these actions you are putting of heroes from battling evil and children are uninspired to try to become heroes.Plus,superheroes like Spiderman are not having the chance to do their duty so they return to common jobs such as retail because they are not being paid.Are you sure you can defeat all these villains?

 

Furthermore,since you were supposed to stop your career as a superhero when you became a pensioner(someone who is 67 years old or above), we are worried about your health as today you are 218 years of age and very brittle making it likely for you to bruise when receiving impact.To build this concern,because of how old you are we are anxious that you coil forget you time travel ability;this could lead to some unfortunate events such as:sending a red-haired girl to the dark times or transport people to America before it was colonised.

 

I would also like to mention that many of the villans today are younger and more spry than you making it easy for them to defeat you.Do you not think it is about time to retire.

 

Although some suggest you should keep going for a couple more years we believe you should retire not only for our health but for yours.

 

From the government.

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