Dear sir,

I am writing to inform you about the up coming events on the local calendar. there are some amazing things in the pipeline.

First, there will be a procession through the town, consisting of a wild variety of contributions. Anyone involved must take good care not get in the way of the crowds or there will be an almighty row. The mayor will judge the best baby competition. While  that is going on, you can get some food at Mr Chippy’s.

After that, there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are watching, please do not interfere. The market will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display will be held in Princes park at exactly six. We hope you have a nice time.

Yours faithfully,

Billie Bob Kramer.